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20 People Share Their Nerve-Frying Second Date Stories

This collection of nervous, hopeful, and cringeworthy second date stories hilariously portrays the strange, and uncomfortable magic that can fall into a SECOND date. If you make/made it that far, you might enjoy reading through some of these. And if you're living that forever alone life, you still might, cause damn, is dating some kind of fail-prone experiment. 

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19 Brilliant Brainiacs Who Think America Is 2019 Years Old

These beautiful minds believe that America's birthday was on January 1st, and that the country turned 2019 years old. Let us sit and chew on that outlook for a second, and then let us spit that sh*t back out. Maybe we're all doomed after all. If you want to see more mouth breathers doing their thing, check out this list of All-American mouth breathers deserving of the Darwin Award. 

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21 Albany Lacrosse Bros Took Full Advantage Of Picture Day With Gnarly Haircuts

The Albany Lacrosse team put out this year for their team pics. It appears they took matters extremely seriously, in the fine polished crafting of their haircuts. Color me impressed, my dudes. 

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Newly Broke Employee Lives To Regret Not Filling Out A $2K Questionnaire

You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them. 

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17 Of The Pettiest Things Employees Have Said Or Done To Customers

Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it. 

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Defensive Driving Instructor, Danny Preston, is here to assure us that there's a way to avoid immediate road-rage infused conflict, by compartmentalizing that red-faced madness for some icy, calculated revenge, on down the road. 

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Guy's Valentine's Date Fail Ends In Enraged Girlfriend Hanging With Cat Instead

When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

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17 Cringeworthy Egotistical Titans of Knowledge Who Think They're All That

Oh man, you don't want to get  into a smart-off with these Leviathans of intellect. Lord knows their enormous brains, crackling with knowledge, would have you slumping at their feet. Seriously, who thinks they're this smart? And further, who thinks it's an attractive quality to go around repeating it?

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All The Joes Flood Cher With Love On Twitter To Say What's Up

Cher kickstarted a Joe-themed revolution on Twitter, when she shared a "mystery" tweet, saying, "joe." Was she dropping a hint, title to an upcoming project? Was she looking for a long lost flame, by the name of Joe? Who's to say. What we do know, is that Joe, in all of Joe's forms, was ready to tweet out some responses. 

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25 Objects That Look Like Tasty Food but Are Totally Not

Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.

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18 Riveting Close Calls Where People Escaped Death by Seconds

You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

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